My mom won’t let my dad go to the store.
The cashier’s always checking him out.
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The Seattle Mariners have bought the Pyramid Brewery across the street from their stadium.
If you're a long-time Mariners fan, you'll understand why.
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A show in the basement of local punk house Arsonist Hall started exactly on time today, thanks to a Daylight Saving Time mishap, shocked attendees confirmed.
“This should not be a reflection of the Providence punk scene — our punctuality and preparedness only happened because none of us actually knew what time it was,” said longtime punk Arty “Germ” Lussier. “We’ve just been going by the clock on our stove, and since it read 7:00, we had no way of knowing we were supposed to set our clocks an hour back. And to make it worse, both of the neighbors are on vacation, so there’s nobody to call in a noise complaint. This is hardly even a punk show at this point. Somebody better feed the dog some beer to save face.”
Bands booked on the show admitted that starting on time was disorienting.
“We rolled in, and thought we were 30 minutes late and took our time setting up, but it was all for nothing. The clock in our van hasn’t worked since our bass player puked all over the dashboard display — we usually just kind of go off the placement of the sun to time our day out,” said Gail Ciccotti, lead singer of local punk band Schlitz Blitz. “I overheard some yuppie posers with smartphones mention it was 8:15 halfway through our set, and I just sort of froze: we were the band that started on time. We looked like fucking amateurs.”
Punk historian Andy Melrose noted that the “spring” forward” and “fall back” of Daylight Saving Time has led to multiple issues with punk time.
“There are strict rules we have to follow in the supposedly ‘lawless’ punk scene, and changing the clocks is a surefire way to mess everything up,” said Melrose. “Every year I hear reports of shows starting exactly on time across the country, or even starting early… which is worse than getting caught smiling in family photos with your rich parents and having a full-time job combined. We need to get better about adjusting our expectations every spring and fall.”
Witnesses say the show’s reputation sank even lower, however, when police showed up to the house and enjoyed a few songs before leaving without saying a word.
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Southwest Airlines has announced their new slogan.
It was, "You are now free to roam about the country."
They've added the phrase, "on foot."
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Adele says her new album will explain her divorce to her young son.
I suppose that's one way to avoid the conversation.
Quote of the Times;
“Those individuals who have gone through a normal vaccination series for Covid - you will be determined to be unvaccinated very soon… They’re gonna to tell you: ‘You have to get a booster, otherwise you could face loss of employment’… This is just the tip of the iceberg. – Governor DeSantis
Link of the Times;
https://en-volve.com/2021/11/01/elon-musk-exposes-massive-pedophile-ring-run-by-un-officials-who-forced-children-to-give-oral-sex-for-food-media-silent/
Issue of the Times;
James Woods Issues Dire Warning to Americans About New “Dangerous Times” in Chilling Viral Tweet by Missy Crane
As some of you may already know, there’s a rumored diary floating around that was supposedly written by Ashley, the daughter of Joe Biden. In this supposed diary, Ashley details events of her childhood that paint Joe as a potential child molester. I should note that this diary is not authenticated.
ICBPS reported that a National File’s whistleblower has identified the 2019 diary of Ashley Blazer Biden, the 39-year-old daughter of Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden.
Since Saturday night, National File has published dozens of pages from what its whistleblower has identified so far.
“National File has exclusively released the full 112 pages of the diary our whistleblower identified as belonging to Ashley Biden.”
The diary was started while the author was in a drug rehabilitation facility in Florida, and details her romantic interests, crumbling marriage, struggle with drug and sex addiction, and family life as her father began to run for president.
With limited redactions to protect the identities of private individuals, National File can now publish the full 112 page diary our whistleblower has identified as belonging to Ashley Biden. National File obtained this document from a whistleblower who was concerned the media organization that employs him would not publish the materials in the final days before the presidential election.
National File’s whistleblower also has a recording of Ashley Biden admitting the diary is hers and employed a handwriting expert who verified the pages were all written by Ashley. National File has in its possession a recording of this whistleblower detailing the work he did to verify its authenticity.
In the recording, the whistleblower also adds that his media organization chose not to release the documents after receiving pressure from a competing outlet.
National File has already reported several revelations from the diary, including the fact that the author believes she was sexually molested as a child and shared “probably not appropriate” showers with her father, the months of entries detailing the author’s struggle with drug abuse, the entries that detail the author’s crumbling marriage with multiple affairs, the entries showing the family’s fears of a potential scandal due to her brother’s new home, and those that show a deep resentment for her father due to his money, control, and emotional manipulation.
Project Veritas got their hands on this so-called “diary” and they reportedly could not authenticate it, so they turned it over to the FBI.
BREAKING: James O'Keefe turned the diary over to law enforcement themselves rather than publish it
Now they are under investigation by the SDNY for conducting journalism
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) November 5, 2021
And after they turned it over, the FBI raided them.
FBI and Southern District of New York Raid Project Veritas Journalists’ Homes pic.twitter.com/IUWaYAinmT
— Eric Spracklen🇺🇸 (@EricSpracklen) November 5, 2021
This incident is bone-chilling. We’ve seen the left weaponized institutions before. Obama weaponized the IRS and the entire Intel community and used both against his enemies. It seems the Biden admin has weaponized the FBI to go after the “little guy” who doesn’t agree with progressive politics and fights back.
The elites don’t like being mocked.
Well, this incident has sparked conservative actor James Woods to tweet out this dire new warning…
Here’s what James said: “National police cadres breaking into a journalist’s home is what we witnessed during the Cold War, and only behind the Iron Curtain. We counted our blessings as Americans that we were free from such tyranny. These are sad and dangerous times.”
James is right.
Dealing with the left does not differ from dealing with hardcore communists, and that’s because Dems are actual communists.
It’s not hyperbole or a “meme,” it’s the truth and we see it every day with their actions. Just look at “Defund the Police,” if you want proof that the left is communist, or how they’re treating January 6th political prisoners, and of course, the US propaganda media could give North Korea a run for its money.
It’s easy to see this and feel hopeless and want to give up. But don’t. We are winning the culture war, and that “war” is the very foundation of the Dems “communist agenda.”
But remember, the closer we get to winning, the harder the left will fight and the more ruthless they will get.
Hold the line and push back harder.
News of the Times;
https://www.westernjournal.com/biden-endangers-america-decides-raid-emergency-gov-stockpiles-make-rampant-shortfalls/
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2021/10/27/marine-corps-vet-foils-robbery-accepts-heroism-award-wearing-lets-go-brandon-t-shirt-n1527381
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425775/Climate-scientists-told-cover-fact-Earths-temperature-risen-15-years.html
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2021/10/germany-muslim-migrant-who-murdered-three-while-screaming-allahu-akbar-is-not-guilty-not-an-islamist
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/dr-shiva-ayyadurai-6545-mail-ballots-no-envelope-2580-bad-signatures-1919-mail-ballots-no-signature-person-two-voter-ids/
https://www.businessinsider.com/china-explosion-exploring-how-it-could-destroy-an-enemy-port-2021-10
https://www.theepochtimes.com/assistant-to-us-house-sergeant-at-arms-charged-with-10-child-pornography-felonies_4051828.html
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/two-vermont-cities-pass-ordinance-allowing-illegal-immigrants-to-vote-in-local-elections/
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/leader-californias-largest-labor-union-quits-after-tax-embezzlement-charges
https://www.opindia.com/2021/10/british-mp-david-amess-stabbed-to-death-by-islamist-terrorist-from-somalia/
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2021/10/16/eco-nazis-storm-federal-building-and-the-left-isnt-crying-this-time-n1524423
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/walgreens-is-abandoning-san-francisco-because-leftist-policies-created-a-shoplifting-crisis
https://www.spiked-online.com/2021/10/16/can-we-now-have-an-honest-discussion-about-islamist-terrorism/
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/coast-guard-boards-another-vessel-pursuit-culprits-behind-californias-worst-oil-spill
https://www.globalresearch.ca/docs-show-fetal-organ-trafficking-horrors/5758734